I know we have been down this road before but this time I am afraid it is the end for us. You know I love you dearly and I hope we can remain friends, but when it gets to the point of obsession breaking up is the only logical step. You have always been there for me for the good times and especially the bad times and I really do appreciate that. I know you are not all bad, you are natural and sweet and make nearly everything better. The problem is me, I just can’t get enough of you and before I know it I am sitting on the couch demolishing a whole bag of Oreo cookies. So the time has come for us to once again part ways. I hope to see you in small quantities on holidays and special occasions, but for the most part we are done. Please give me my space, do not call, email or FB me, I need time to get over you.
Love always, Steph
P.S. Diet soda, you are next!!
Don’t worry coffee, you are safe, I will love you forever! XOXO